Santa's Surprise Stocking Stuffer Candy

Santa's Surprise Stocking Stuffer Candy

9.99

From the annals of mythology, FancyPants FunTime has teamed up with the big man himself - Santa Claus - to deliver a most magical Christmas miracle. For centuries, Santa has left a very special Christmas gift - a surprise, if you will - for only the naughtiest boys and girls on his list. Upon arrival at their house, Santa secretly deposits a festive holiday rainbow of tri-colored turds straight down the chimney of the fortunate recipient, leaving behind a glorious pile of Christmas cheer for their morning delight. Until recently, Santa Claus had carried this heavy "load" all on his own. However, due to a massive increase in naughtiness this year, Santa made the fateful decision to contact FancyPants FunTime so that he could stockpile his colorful crap year round. Together, we have amassed a veritable mountain of edible excrement for you and your loved (naughty) ones. From the bottom of our hearts, we truly ho-ho-hope you enjoy - SANTA'S SURPRISE - "A little bit of poop in every bite"!

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